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FARK.com: (14077326) 8th grader wanted to talk about acceptance in graduation speech after losing parents to cancer. Teachers said that wasn't positive enough. After several more tries, rejections, he went with "This school is f***ing ridiculous"
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(14073900) The British Film Institute has officially preserved the flash animation video Badger Badger Badger from 2003
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FARK.com: (14066140) 请留住他
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(14061136) The hidden reality of Trump's makeover
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(14055462) White House Xitter account posts punchline to this current timeline
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(14047412) Ice block stalls hundreds of Everest climbers at base camp. Some say it's an Abominable turn of events
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(14041352) Fark ready headline asks if you should smear salmon sperm on your face
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(14036356) Everyone has figured out that Donald Trump is a coward who always backs down. Uh oh. Now what?
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(14030370) Leeroy Jenkins apparently drove a school bus
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(14024288) The Brooklyn Bridge is not for sale. Rent is another matter
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(14018276) This years Covid strain BA.3.2 becoming more widespread. Get your Ivermectin before it upgrades to 3.3
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(14012820) Let's rebuild the twin towers and make them a giant data center with frickin' anti-aircraft lasers on their heads
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(14005518) Wow. These must be good Doritos
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(14003110) When you've lost The Hill
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(13986672) It only took 25 years, but 2 World Trade Center to rise again
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(13983684) We're all on board with changing underwear every six months. Reads further... oh -replace- every six months
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Gen Z wants to cut down their smartphone time. Fark: By comparing it to smoking cigarettes in the 1990s. That reality bites
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FARK.com: (13971506) At this rate of continuous denials, Alex Murdaugh could be looking at a very prominent cabinet or other high-ranking position in Stinky's regime
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(13960936) How to use Pavlovian conditioning to train your noisy neighbor
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(13939964) 24 hours or less
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(13933436) Any Farkers want to buy distressed properties and turn them into horror themed escape rooms? No modifications needed
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