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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Decepticons sitting and talking
Red 50 says: Blitzwing: "Did you see those high-heeled legs of that bartendress-bot in Maccadam's? If there is a Primus, then it could have been only his doing..." Motormaster:"First off, you're drunk, Blitz. Second, that wasn't bartendress, that was Drag Strip. And Jan 11, 2012
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says: Dragstrip,"What are you doing?" Rumble,"I saw Battletrap do this once." Dragstrip,"But were not a Duocon." Rumble,"Yeah so?" Dragstip,"So it won't work you moron.Are you really this stupid?" Rumb Feb 19, 2005
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Optimus surprised by what Sari said
Skyspeed says: Optimus: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes... Nov 14, 2014
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Autobots raising their hands
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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Soundwave plays his keytar
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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Jazz is scared!
BG the Robit says: (Okay, I know, somewhere, someone has already posted this, but...) WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU May 10, 2016
Does Your Smoked Brisket Make the Grade?
I live for barbeque season. There’s nothing like the satisfaction of getting that meat done just right, and nothing like the gratification that comes with sharing it with friends and family gathered on a sunny summer’s day. When it comes to successful barbeque, I have a bit more skin in the game than most. You see, for me a quality eating experience at a family or community function isn’t just a personal goal – it’s a professional calling.
A Huge Undertaking with Tremendous Benefit - USDA’s Integral Role in the National Beef Quality Audit
About once every five years since 1991, the National Beef Quality Audit (NBQA) brings together producers, consumers, academia, and government in a collaborative research and data collection exercise that spans the entire U.S. beef industry. Funded by the Cattlemen’s Beef Board (the beef checkoff program), the NBQA assesses the current status of the industry regarding production processes and practices that ultimately affect consumer demand for beef.
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