By Venus Thrash I am wearing a white tux with tails, or a baby blue one with a ruffly shirt, or decked out in classic black, or coolly clad in a pearl-white dashiki embroidered in gold silk, or my favorite pair of holy blue jeans with a white tee shirt that says I Heart Pussy, or the green one with the black velvet fist raised in the air, & you're not wearing a white dress at all but a wispy wraparound, strawberry-red, that hugs you warm & tight around the waist, cut low at the small of your...