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Bryant Massingale on Muck Rack

Bryant Massingale

(He/Him)
Parsippany
Covers:  Venture Capital, Private Equity, FinTech, Tech, Corporate Strategy, Human Capital Velocity, Workforce Performance, Fitness & Wellness, Luxury Retail, Apparel, Footwear, E-Commerce, Global Publishing
Doesn't Cover: Generic lifestyle lifestyle commentary, un-vetted product promotions, localized press releases lack structural data, gossip channels, and unsolicited marketing pitches

Interview

What was your first job as a journalist?

i never had a job as a journalist it was cutting grass

Have you ever used a typewriter?

No i havant experienced using a typewriter i was born in 1990 by the time i existed on this planet there were computers

What's the best pitch you ever got?

Direct answer first: Lead with your raw stature. Do not ask for a favor; state your baseline valuation floor and clear compliance metrics so the room instantly recognizes who you are.The Moat Framework: Present a concrete paper trail—such as active state procurement integrations, federal compliance tracking numbers, and state-funded laboratory research grants—to eliminate all standard gatekeeper defenses.The Unhurried Posture: Deliver the numbers with complete, profound calm focus and absolute emotional detachment. State your terms cleanly, enforce 100% rights retention, and leave the platform brokers ecstatic to partner on your coordinates.A perfect pitch never begs, never rushes, and never fractionalizes core equity. It lets an ironclad paper foundation and relentless trench stamina do the heavy lifting on complete autopilot.

When you're not at a computer, where are you most likely to be?

scaling my business or writing down goals

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