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The Ultimate Caption Contest - Galvatron drinks Energon!
Anonymous says: Starscream: Jeez, this guy's drinkin' poison like it's energon. (Nightpaw walks in) Starscream: oh, heh heh, hi Nightpaw, uh what are you gonna do with that phaser? AAAAAAAAAAA! Oct 21, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Starscream drinks some Energon
Anonymous says: Starscream,"O.K. one more time,Soundwave.Rumble,Frenzy,Ravage,Laserbeak,Buzzsaw,Overkill,Slugfest,Ratbat,Squawktalk,and Beastbox all live inside you.Nope still don't understand it,I better have another drink.(SLURP) And you shrink down i May 27, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Hardhead using a microphone
Anonymous says: "Doe, a deer, a female deer. Ray, a drop of golden sun. Me, a name I call myself. Fa, a long long way to run! Sew, a needle pulling thread. La, a note to follow sew. Tea, a drink with jam and bread, and that will bring us back to Doe, doe, Mar 26, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Skid-Z runs a marathon!
Skids says: Music Clip: "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now, gotta go, gotta go, gotta goooo..." Sep 23, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Optimus laying down on the ground
jonboy says: And here we see the wild Optimus Primacus of the autobot species. Oy, I want to get a little closah and bag a tag on the giant bugga, but im too scared. If you can notice, the red color on his upper torso probably signifies that he is the alpha wolf of th Jul 23, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Cancer with fists clenched
Shadow Fox says: Cancer- What?..You mean I've been wasting my time, I tried out for voltron but couldnt get in, and now I can't even pilot one of you guys, what the hell am I supposed to do then? Prime- Well..um..you can give comic relief to ease the te Nov 6, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - C3P0 and R2D2 on escalator w/ Braver in "Victory"
Sideswipe says: C3PO: Excuse me, sir, I think we took a wrong turn at Mos Eisley Braver: That would explain why a bunch of humans took Daniel, Wheelie, and those damn Armada kids off in a jail cart. R2 D2:(why do I get the feeling that I will have to save the day, ag Feb 25, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Hot Shot w/ his arm around Smokescreen
Abrogate says: Hot Shot: Hey, Smokescreen, glad to have you on board Armada!! Hope ya like it here!! Smokescreen: For the last time, my name is Grapple, and I have no idea how I got on this stupid kid show, but my agent will definitely hear about this. And if you do Dec 17, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Optimus w/ arms around Autobots
Anonymous says: optimus"can i tell you 2 a secret", ironhide/wheeljack "sure opt, anything",, optimus"i stepped on bumblebee in the dreamwave comic issue 1 second printing" ironhide/wheeljack "hahahahahahaha, Jul 20, 2002
The Ultimate Caption Contest - T-Rex with Dirge in its' mouth
Zeedust says: Okay, I'm sure there's some mind-blowing scale issues here, but to prove it, it'd take some nightmarish mathematics, not to mention research I don't feel like doing. And yes, the T-Rex is standing straight up, when it Jan 7, 2004
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Astrotrain, Ramjet, and Starscream celebrate!
Anonymous says: (Decepticons listening to a Sheffield United match on their new radio) Commentator: Brown shoot... HE SCORES!!! Decepticons: YAAYY!!! (Derrr der der song plays) Derrr, der, der, Derrr, der, der, Der, der, der, der, der, Derrr, der, der. Aug 24, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Ratchet stands in front of Optimus
Zeedust says: Ratchet: "New paint job, Magnus?" Prime: "Yes, Ratchet, I know Ultra Magnus and I both have the same cab in vehicle mode. YOu know what else we have in common? WE'RE BOTH SICK OF PEOPLE BEING SNARKY ABOUT IT!&q Jan 14, 2004
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Seaspray with his hands cupping his face
Anonymous says: Seaspray,"I hate to rain on your parade,man,we ain't gonna last 2hrs!" Bumblebee,"Easy,Seaspray,Wheelie lasted much longer than that with no weapons and no training." Wheelie,"Affirmative." Se May 20, 2003
The Ultimate Caption Contest - What Arcee should have done w/ Daniel
Keith says: I will not have rings on while I am giving you a hard, long, painfull rectoral exam, with rings on, no gloves. I will give you the good, hard, long, painfull rectoral exam first. Then, make you drink alot of gas from a gas pump. Then, put my leat Nov 28, 2001
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Starscream running toward island
Frenchhorngirl says: "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, THE MY LITTLE PONY PONIES ARE COMING, ALONG WITH ZOMBIES, PIRATES, NINJAS, CHEERLEADERS, SITH, KNIGHTS, WIZARDS, TIME LORDS, PEACEKEEPERS, JOCKS, PRESCHOOLERS, DINOSAURS, ELEPHANTS, HEFFALUMPS, Nov 27, 2013
The Ultimate Caption Contest - Megatron w/ Autobot symbols
APOLLO says: Megatron: Optimus, I am sorry for being a bad due, lets be friends. Optimus: HAHAHAHA, Megatron, cut the crap, I wasn't programmed yesterday dumbass. What a lameass plan HAHAHA posing as an Autobot. What's your next plan gonna be, dre Jun 10, 2003
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