"Dude, sorry I took your weed. I needed it to self-medicate the depression I developed when I got dumped by that girl you had a crush on. Bro, what can I say, she was into me bro, and you said it was cool. Sorry about that too. I think she might have dumped me because I do things like pee myself at 3 in the morning in the passenger seat of your car, while you chauffer the drunkies around. Sorry about that too... At least I cleaned it up for you, right? Dude, I was practically comatose.