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@adjoro — 1,876 followers, 6,768 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

If argument for nuclear capabilities is deterrence (MAD), couldn’t Congress pass law saying: 1. President/CiC may independently authorize use of nukes only if an immediate response to use of nukes against U.S. 2. Otherwise needs Congress OK. 3. Violation of above is treason. ?

Nov 16, 2017

Is there a Hall Of Fame for bad ideas? Fully carpeted bathrooms are already inducted, right?

Nov 16, 2017

What, you think somebody would stoop so low as to grab her by the ... oh. 

Nov 16, 2017

If you don't subscribe to @YouSuckAtCookin over on YouTube, you're missing out. Happy week before Thanksgiving, everybody!

Nov 15, 2017

There is always a tweet ... but this time, it's eerily consistent. Trump is an avowed opponent of elephant rights. I didn't even know that was a thing.

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