‘If he were ice-cream, he’d buy a Mr Whippy van, rename it Mr Ronaldo and serve himself 99s all day long’ … Portugal’s No 7 after their defeat to Spain on Monday. Photograph: Jerome Miron/Imagn Images/Reuters What’s wrong with people? I don’t mean ordinary people. I mean the superpeople. The excessively talented, the wildly successful, the world-famous, the widely adored, the wealthy beyond measure. Take Cristiano Ronaldo, Serena Williams and Taylor Swift, a triumphant trio for the ages.