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Sep 22, 2017

@rigmarockk i mean if you're so "hungry" have you tried eating lead

Sep 22, 2017

The next time you want to criticize a utility company for poisoning the air and groundwater, just remember you willingly live on Earth.

Sep 21, 2017

somehow the worst part of this own is that i can't even be mad at him

Sep 21, 2017

don't talk to me until my dog has spilled every drop of my coffee into the dirt and run away wagging his stump of a tail like an asshole

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