Stand-Up Comic • Actor • Host of @LOLCBC • Host of #CanadaReads 2017 • touring solo show 'Muslim, Interrupted' • Cultural Muslim (it's a thing)

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@StandUpAli — 3,664 followers, 11,163 tweets

At an all-inclusive resort. My friends refer to this as a week of “over-eating and over-drinking”. And yet it feels perfectly normal. Am I living my entire life like it’s an all-inclusive resort??
RT @keithboykin: Wen did you know Trump was racist? 1. Housing discrimination 2. Central Park 5 lie 3. Birtherism 4. Called Mexicans…
RT @aparnapkin: “You could grow up to be President” now sounds like a threat
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