Entertainment writer for @Bustle. Co-editor of @ExplainsFuckAll. Noisy musician & all round horror queen. My cat is better than your cat, friend.

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@AlabamaRoxanne — 525 followers, 1,895 tweets

Aug 17, 2017

Today a woman in John Lewis told me I have magnificent breasts. How's your day.

Aug 16, 2017

RT @necromandrea: A brilliant tweet from someone whose career in comedy is based on toxic masculinity and APE NOISES.  https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/897687107191414784 

Aug 07, 2017

When I'm on the bus & see a girl outside wearing a pair of transparent leggings. As trousers. That she clearly thought were opaque. https://t.co/CCTKAtVotg

Aug 03, 2017

This entire Party Of Five interaction is awkward '90s cyber-poetry at it's purest. https://t.co/UlNpIEYvAi

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