Entertainment writer for @Bustle. Co-editor of @ExplainsFuckAll. Bylines @i_d @greatist etc. Musician, poet, & horror movie dork. My cat is bigger than yours.

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@AlabamaRoxanne — 537 followers, 2,031 tweets

*Doorbell rings* Random stranger: Oh hi. I'm looking for [x] Me: Sorry, I don't know [x] Do you know what flat they live in? RS No M: So you were just ringing all the bells to find out? RS: Yes M: Good luck with your life, sir *Closes Door* EVERY DAMN DAY
Legitimately proud of this piece I wrote for @bustle in tribute to movie power ballads & why they should (and might be) making a return, featuring overly sincere odes to Celine Dion & the @FastFurious franchise https://t.co/6Hl2NeFi4T
RT @JenniferTilly: Tiffany puts the finishing touches on the tree!🎄Her favorite holiday tradition is to kill people and then sing "It…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/941119362966044672 
RT @truncheonpress: "We've got to get strategic. We've got to get smart. But I think most of all we've got to invest in each other." ―J…  https://twitter.com/i/web/status/941097057967886337 
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