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A Muppet to fetch my bagels is all I want in life. @Mashable Viral Content Editor. Pouring Drinks at the @Watercooler.

Kanye West returns to Twitter to deliver sweet birthday message to Kim — Kanye West broke his Twitter silence on Friday to wish his wife, Kim Kardashian, a happy birthday. West hasn't posted a tweet since Sept. 14, and has avoided the public eye since Kardashian was held up at gunpoint in her Paris hotel room on Oct. 3.

Donald Trump's face after the debate says it all — The debate ended. Hillary Clinton walked gingerly to moderator Chris Wallace to shake hands. Donald Trump took his time, slowly folding a paper of notes and falling into deep contemplation. It's over, Donald. You too survived the final presidential debate. But what was he thinking? His face might say it all.

Shonda Rhimes drops the hammer on Trump in one badass tweet — Donald Trump, this is your #VaginaEducation. Your teacher: Shonda Rhimes. The Grey's Anatomy creator tweeted an articulate response to Trump's comments on abortion during Wednesday night's presidential debate.

Ermahgerd! Memes Invade Art Masterpieces and School Photos — Grumpy Cat puts on her finest flannel for school picture day. Ermahgerd Girl channels her inner Girl With a Pearl Earring - or Grrl Werth er Perrl Errin. Memes class it up with starring roles in artwork worthy of the Louvre, or at least the eLouvre.

Sleepy toddler falls asleep on command

A Trump supporter quoted BeyoncĂŠ on CNN because this election can't get any weirder — Never drag a queen into a presidential race. Donald Trump supporter and former Lt. Gov. of New York Betsy McCaughey tried to defend Trump's vulgar comments about women by accusing Hillary Clinton of supporting "bawdy language." On CNN Monday night, in a confusing attempt at logic, McCaughey says that Clinton's fondness for Beyoncé makes her a hypocrite.

You truly won't believe the name of Melania Trump's debate blouse — Melania Trump wore a Gucci pussy-bow silk crepe blouse to town hall debate. Yes, that's the real name of the $1,100 shirt. The wardrobe selection comes only two days after a 2005 video showed Donald Trump saying, " Grab them by the pussy" when referring to women he predatorily pursued.

J.K. Rowling burns Donald Trump in 3 magical tweets — The 2016 election does seem like far-fetched fiction starring wizards and he-who-must-not-be-named. Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling live-tweeted the town hall-style presidential debate with pointed responses and quoteable 140-character musings. When not using her own words, Rowling still managed to burn Trump with retweets.

One tweet summarizes tonight's presidential debate

Bisquick's tone-deaf debate tweet can't even be improved with butter — Never trust a breakfast food with your politics coverage. Everyone knows the best way for a brand to follow up vulgar comments about unwanted groping and sexual assault allegations is with pancakes and waffles. That's not true. But no one told Bisquick.
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Oct 18, 2016

@marcusgilmer He's checking his phone. I assume he's reading our tweets in between yogurt bites.

Oct 18, 2016

@marcusgilmer My favorite part of this Cubs game so far is knowing exactly when @kingsthings goes to pee.

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