National security reporter for the Daily Beast. Ex-Guardian, Wired, various fanzines. //

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Used to be at WIRED, the Washington Independent, TPM, etc. Internet-supremacist. Foul mouthed. Somewhere on the geek/nerd spectrum.

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@attackerman — 85,509 followers, 57,500 tweets

Jun 24, 2017

@rauchway "I get there, and what do I see after all this nonsense? This other guy's cane in her foyer. All yours, pal."

Jun 24, 2017

@rauchway "In the countess' house. A mask. I guess we all wear masks. Something like that" *blows foul-line-thick rail* *coda to 'Layla' plays*

Jun 24, 2017

@rauchway "Every time. Every party. 1st, shellfish. Lobster tails. Shrimp arrangements. Hollowed cucumber as a caviar vessel. We wanted it. We had it"

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