Reading Time: 18 minutes “Look, it’s not that big a deal,” says Guy, stretching his arms out to the side in a show of false contrition. His right leg slips back in a courtly bow. The chair is big. Like castle big. He has to look up to see his audience. “But you are here.” “Yeah,” Guy says, “but it isn’t like that. You want the story you have to stop interrupting. It is what it is. Got me?” “Yes. I have you. That is the point of all of this, is it not? I. Have. You.” “Tomato tom-mah-to,” Guy smiles.