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@jackmcnn Hi Jack! Great job rescuing the sheep! May we embed this video on  http://UPI.com ? No reuploads or anything like that, just an embed with credit to you.
RT @BenHooperWrites: If the Flash doesn't call his sewing machine "Tailor Swift," then I quit comics
@SamuelCooney Hi Sam! This is hilarious and, with your permission, we'd like to embed your tweet at  http://UPI.com . May we?
Thinking about becoming one of those guys who refers to 7-Eleven as "the sev-elev."
I have a very good idea for a bad tweet
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