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@gohomeben — 1,236 followers, 9,303 tweets

Nov 23, 2017

Me and my cousins spotting our asshole uncle's red MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN cap pulling into the driveway https://t.co/uTU3Yjurum

Nov 23, 2017

@jeslach *gasps halfway through* Kicks the CASCADA version to the goddamn curb where it now belongs.

Nov 23, 2017

It's Thanksgiving: skip the LaCroix today, Daves of the world. You're wearing a sweater vest, for fuck's sake.

Nov 23, 2017

@jdbank I would sincerely prefer the small pox blanket.

Nov 23, 2017

@Christatos A lot's happening with these, Christatos. A lot of ground being covered. Like, 4 football fields. Into it.

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