“I Will Find You” is the most ludicrous show of the year so far, starting with a simple premise and then piling on impossibilities at such a dizzying rate, you can’t help but admire the courage required to convey them all with a straight face. While not a good show by any stretch of the imagination — and there are many stretches to be made here — the Netflix series does manage to conjure so-bad-its-good bemusement. It’s not slop, if only because slop lacks this level of batshit ingenuity.