Bev Potter

Stupidity was not invented yesterday Press enter or click to view image in full size I thought, What are the odds!? What are the odds that these two nimrods were doing exactly what my boyfriend and his buddy did 40 years ago out on a frozen lake somewhere in Upstate New York? Except by ex and his friend weren’t wearing Kevlar helmets at the time. Not that that seems to have mattered. We met on Match.com, and proceeded to date on and off for the next 16 years.

In response to my stern admonishments to myself that I have to get out of the house occasionally — why, I don’t know, but it seems like something “normal” people like to do — I’ve been going to a lot of craft fairs. Once you’ve seen a craft fair, you can’t stop seeing craft fairs. They suddenly pop up in your Facebook feed like brightly colored but poorly executed mushrooms, all exclamation points and three-man bands made up of CPA dads who always dreamed of being rock stars.

Does Anybody On Nextdoor Know Anything About the Giant Radioactive Shrimp at the Corner of Taylor Street and Felicity Lane? Walmart recalls Great Value shrimp after FDA warns of risk of radioactive contamination — Moneywatch Does anybody know what is going on at the corner of Taylor and Felicity? Usually a gentleman stands there with a sign that says “Don’t blame me — you’re the one who voted for him”, and today there’s a giant radioactive shrimp. Goddamn liberals.