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May 29, 2017

A podcast where I recap the week's best TV recaps.

May 28, 2017

@Bez My penis has some pretty profound thoughts on that all-female Wonder Woman screening. [Thread]

May 28, 2017

You ever think you might just be cranky and dehydrated from all of those liberal tears you've been drinking?

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