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@bheater — 9,989 followers, 32,794 tweets

Nov 19, 2017

Getting angry that an outdoor Christmas market is standing between you and the subway entrance is peak New Yorker.

Nov 18, 2017

RT @usarei_c: honestly the reason why rabbits will always be my fav animal https://t.co/G63ZSoSX6g

Nov 17, 2017

Kudos to the sound person who played @johnvanderslice’s 4-Tracker between sets at this Minus the Bear/Silverspun Pickups show.

Nov 17, 2017

It's also weirdly reminiscent of "Pancho and Lefty."

Nov 17, 2017

It's a terrible song, but it takes guts to rhyme "ask" with "ass."

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