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@CarriePoppyYES How is this a thing that is still happening?
I just saw a seven-year-old in a full Adidas track suit breakdancing badly outside my laundromat. How’s your Saturday going?
RT @JohnBrennan: When the full extent of your venality, moral turpitude, and political corruption becomes known, you will take your… https://t.co/xbl1pcESbL
I’m working on a theory that movie directors are egomaniacal megalomaniacs.
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