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@bheater — 9,930 followers, 32,289 tweets

Sep 23, 2017

RT @bheater: Steph and LeBron teaming up to fight Trump is the new Space Jam.

Sep 23, 2017

Steph and LeBron teaming up to fight Trump is the new Space Jam.

Sep 23, 2017

Everything is terrible. But fuck it, I'm seeing Stevie Wonder today.

Sep 23, 2017

@markhachman He's fighting the NFL and Steph at the same time. He's battling abstractions.

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