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Billy Masters

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The eternal question - dessert or sex? I suspect dessert will win's far more aggressive
OK, Fort Laud, for the next few days, I'm here....
NYC Peeps - I have an unexpected extra ticket for "A Clockwork Orange" tonight. Anyone interested - PM me:... 
Pardon a turkey, kill a sleeping bear. In what world does this make sense? And, nothing against the turkeys... 
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