Billy Masters

"I don't know what the f&*k you're saying, hun. Please remember where you are, OK. 'Cause if you're trying to shade me, bitch, I'm gonna come for you. I'm from Brooklyn, and if I want to f&*kin' talk, I will do a tap dance if I f&*kin' want. Sorry. That, of course, is not part of my people skills." - Cyndi Lauper shuts down a heckler at the opening night of her Las Vegas residency at The Colosseum at Caesars Palace.

"I would never have approved. She sticks out so much above the waist. She was totally wrong to play me." - Kim Novak shares thoughts on the casting of Sydney Sweeney in her proposed biopic. Last week, the Ohio House of Representatives passed House Bill 249, which is called the "Indecent Exposure Modernization Act". It would outlaw people from wearing clothes and makeup designated for the opposite gender. Now, of course, who is this targeting?

"Hudson told me, 'The other guy was good, but Connor felt like he was going to pin me down and..." - Heated Rivalry creator Jacob Tierney explains how Storrie was cast. Why do straight guys always fantasize about this? What a week it was. As we go to press, one headline caught my eye: "Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat chocolate bars in Europe". Isn't that the type of story you'd click on? Well, you don't have to — I did. The truck transporting the bars left Italy but never arrived in Poland.