Can you hear the siren calls from high upon Mount Hanks? 2021 will be a White Boy Summer! If Chet Hanks, the Hermes of the Hanks Family, has declared it, it must be law. And don’t get me wrong, all the Jake’s in my life have assured me Chet is a GOAT in the white boy community. He’s up there with Rob Gronkowski, Joe Rogan, and of course, Kanye West. But little to Chet’s knowledge, 2021 isn’t the first White Boy Summer, and unfortunately for the rest of us, it won’t be the last.