Nick Saban, who became the greatest college football coach ever during an era in which coaches flexed unfettered omnipotence, testified before a congressional committee in favor of a bill that would enforce a cap on college athlete earnings and restrict player movement. What a surprise, right? Saban misses the all-encompassing control coaches like him used to have. It’s why he retired. Saban served up several LOL moments throughout his holier-than-thou testimony.