Nougat-indifferent cowphobic drifter. *America's Worst Radio Host* -- The Daily Caller

Garfield at Large: AT&T Marketing Practices Part II: Zeroing In — If you are one of the handful of Americans who still watches commercials, you know that AT&T already offers subscribers of its recently acquired DirecTV subsidiary free streaming on its wireless network. You can watch a whole movie or next week's Eagles-Cowboys showdown without using any data from your plan.

Garfield at Large: From The Folks Who Brought You Tyranny... — The FTC warns that if it has no regulatory authority here, then wireless carriers, cloud networks, email platforms and others will be able to violate privacy, bait and switch prospects, throttle their networks and otherwise run roughshod over consumers of digital services -- which is to say: everyone.

Garfield at Large: Live From St. Louis, It Was Sunday Night! — I'm Martha Raddatz from ABC News with Anderson Cooper of CNN. Welcome to the second presidential debate, a town hall convened at Washington University in St. Louis, Mo. This is the second of three debates between the candidates for the presidency, the Republican Candidate Donald J. Trump.

Garfield at Large: Annals Of Entrepreneurism: The Cornpeppers Story — Claude Jellicot and Luke Severn-Jenkins knew each other at Arizona State, where the two agronomy majors worked on a fascinating project. They developed a hybrid species of corn and chili pepper, which they further engineered into a naturally spicy popcorn they dubbed Cornpeppers. Big hit in Tempe.

Garfield at Large: Wild Pitches: Autumn 2016 Edition — As the proprietor of this feature, I have only two responsibilities. One is typing. The other is opening email. Twice a year the latter yields the former -- and, sigh, it is never pretty. I wanted to pitch a couple products to you for inclusion in your next gift guide....

Garfield at Large: Send In The Clowns — People get stupid ideas in their heads, they share them, and irrational fears get triggered. The clowns, for example, were the month's second-dumbest social media freakout. The first was the spasm of righteous indignation in reaction to YouTube's clarification of its ad-friendliness standards

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Garfield at Large: What 'Objective' Means. What 'Bias' Means. What 'Idiot' Means — bi·as inclination or prejudice for or against someone or something. "readers said the paper was biased toward the conservatives" If you want some light reading for eternity, Google the question "is the media biased." The question is a staple of both the political right and the socialist left.

Garfield at Large: Who Moved My Digital Inventory? — 1,224 US dairy farms went away in 2015. - News item Someone on CNBC called it "quantified cheesing." It's what happens when the government takes action on plunging dairy prices, due to the oversupply of milk, that are forcing dairies out of business left and right. Yep, Uncle Sam to the rescue.

Citizens Disunited — As you know, according to the landmark Citizens United case, political money is a form of protected speech and corporations are people. And because those people happen to be blabbermouths, the Supreme Court's nutty 2010 ruling has amounted to the Broadcast Stations Not Becoming Completely Irrelevant and Going Out of Business Act.
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Oct 24, 2016

Sorry. I meant to say it's all lies from a rigged, dishonest, corrupt media, whom I will totally sue. 

Oct 24, 2016

Oy, vey. The feeble mind of the Oldest Living American. Spin-off amnesia. 

Oct 23, 2016

RT @tsakapo: Listening to @LuisvonAhn's fascinating interview on audible's 'Genius dialogues'. Check it out! 

Oct 21, 2016

Free sample of "The Genius Dialogues" Phil Baran 

Oct 21, 2016

Free sample of "The Genius Dialogues" Elizabeth Streb 

Oct 21, 2016

Free sample of "The Genius Dialogues" Luis von Ahn 

Oct 21, 2016

Free sample of "The Genius Dialogues" Jad Abumrad 

Oct 20, 2016

GOP Slams Trump: Not Accepting Election Results Would Be 'Beyond the Pale' Really? Trump hasn't been anywhere near the pale for 15 months.

Oct 19, 2016

BUT...he was almost sniffless, didn't grab any vaginas and didn't stalk around the stage like Yeti. So I'm no longer undecided.

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