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@TDSbrettkelman — 2,788 followers, 9,019 tweets

RT @passantino: Only in Palm Springs does the weatherman say the forecast is 72 and sunny and advise to wear a windbreaker “unless you’re the hardy type”
@passantino Yep. That’s us. I’m fairly certain I once saw local TV refer to fireworks as weather.
I just went to a great high school production of Heathers. If you know anything about the plot & current events in America, it should be clear this is the truly the unlikeliest timeline. And yet, here we are. Way to go, @DHSHS_Theatre .
@dnvolz Obvious bias for the greater good, you hack.
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