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Today's owl orders the archers to fire on its signal https://t.co/0QVBDTJaH8
My position on the Wall has not "evolved". I always intended the Wall to be a small banana with a face drawn on it. The Wall's angel fish (freshwater tank) is named Conrad Jellyfingers, as it has been for 2.5 years https://t.co/DqT3zbDSLp
@Nastinchka Imagine what a turn your day might have taken!
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