J.D. Vance Isn’t a Catholic Statesman Vice President J.D. Vance makes remarks at Engineering Design Services, Inc. on March 18, 2026, in Auburn Hills, Michigan. (Bill Pugliano via Getty Images) He spends his new memoir in great frustration that the Church won’t issue him an indulgence so he can be a good Catholic, and also do whatever he wants. Call the roller of big cigars! J.D. Vance is ready to throw his hat in the ring. But maybe hold off on the parade.