Writing the fuck out of shit since 1992. Screenwriting agent: Nick Marston at Curtis Brown. Literary agent: Georgia Garrett at RCW

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@caitlinmoran — 714,230 followers, 91,316 tweets

@helenlewis "They say elephants never forget - they certainly won't forget THIS!" *puts buns and peanuts up bum, sings "Baby Mine"*
RT @natmetcalfe: I'm absolutely delighted Daniel Kaluuya has been nominated for an Oscar & very proud despite having no part in his success…
That business has been on quite the journey.
I should point out - having just scanned my Replies column in alarm - that  http://elephantfeet.com  no longer vends large shoes, and is now a casual sex chat-site.
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