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Caity Weaver

caityweaver [at] gmail
Writer and Editor — GQ
As seen in: GQ, AARP Bulletin

@GQMagazine NOT @GQ

The Best Restaurant in the World Is: Norway's Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe — Caity Weaver and Rich Juzwiak, Gawker's chief restaurant critics, recently ate, drank, and gasped their way through every international pavilion and theme park attraction at Walt Disney World's Epcot. This is their review.

'Dads Are Not Incompetent, Bumbling Fools,' Say Dads While Everyone Rolls Their Eyes Like 'Okay, Dad' — Just in time for Father's Day, has published a groundbreaking exposé declaring that not all dads are the blundering, inept morons they are portrayed to be on comedy programs and in television commercials.

No-Talent Hack Cat Fired from Broadway for Sucking — New York. The Big Apple. A universe dotted with thousands of stars. And millions more who burned out before they ever got a chance to shine. Earlier this week a dumb, no-talent cat was fired from a Broadway adaptation of Breakfast at Tiffany's after it was discovered he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

We Gave Canada One Job: 'Don't Lose All the Maple Syrup.' And They Couldn't Do It. — Welp, Canada fucked up again. Remember like forty years ago when the world was choosing which nations would be responsible for which exports (United States: popstars, Sweden: frustrating-yet-affordable furniture, China: all goods), and it was decided that "maple syrup" seemed like the kind of thing Canada could handle?

Kate Middleton Just Gave Birth to a Baby Boy — Hordes of sleepy Australian cameramen and rumpled Russian news anchors will have a great orgy in the streets of London tonight, for the Duchess of Cambridge has finally given birth to the Cookie Monster that has been growing inside her like a parasite for the better part of a year: a healthy baby boy.

The Sunday Long Read (with Taffy Brodesser-Akner) — EDITORS' NOTE: Welcome! This week, one of our most recommended writers, Taffy Brodesser-Akner, takes her turn at the wheel. Taffy is a contributing writer for The New York Times Magazine and GQ, though she has also written for The Wall Street Journal, ESPN The Magazine, Fast Company, The Hollywood Reporter, Cosmopolitan, Salon, and pretty much every other outlet of note.

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals the Dirt on Matt Damon: "It's More of a Pure Evil — The late night host sets the record straight on America's nightmare next door For over a decade, the entertainment world has been ripped apart by the ongoing feud between Hollywood golden boy, comedic powerhouse, Emmy award-winning bright-eyed starlet Jimmy Kimmel and the actor Matt Damon.

Stop Reading This Sentence and Just Watch Bob Dylan's Incredible Video — You can watch the most amazing music video you will see all year here, on Bob Dylan's official website. That's really all you need to know. We could tell you that epic angel Bob Dylan completely owned Kanye West on Tuesday by releasing the most incredible video of the year (for a song that is almost half a century old) online the same day West produced a small lump of cold garbage on Ellen.

What Would Donald Trump’s America Look Like? — A journey through the very luxurious America that Trump already runs. Caity Weaver explores one part of this beautiful republic that Donald Trump has made great again: His portfolio of exclusive real estate properties. Many of the properties that bear Donald Trump's name are not owned by him.

Your Ugly Forever 21 Clothes Also Make Ugly Seat Covers for Your Car — Have you ever sat in a car and thought "I wish this were my clothes?" Why not drive that car to the nearest Forever 21 and make your dream a reality and then die knowing you have achieved your dream-something many people never do?
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Sep 30, 2016

@nonlinearnotes I will never apologize for my vote. Tina taught me never to apologize. And also that Beyonce is her favorite.

Sep 29, 2016

"So I began making monthly donations to the NAACP in the name of Hulk Hogan." AJD always brings TEA (& cheesesteaks) 

Sep 28, 2016

Hunt for the Wilderpeople was the funniest, sweetest, most exciting movie I've seen this year. Must see.

Sep 26, 2016

Donald Trump is insistent that NATO should focus on Tara Reid

Sep 26, 2016

Waiting for Donald to riff on race feels like hearing the screech of tires outside your window, your body tensing for the deafening crash

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