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Picture this: An abandoned castle in southern France, a lovely laid-back picnic, and just when you're feeling warm and carefree, your equally lovely, artist lover proposes to you. In comedian Jenny Slate's case, she doesn't have to imagine it, because it happened to her IRL. As of Sept. 9, Jenny Slate is engaged to Ben Shattuck, a Massachussetts-based painter and writer. Slate and Shattuck both took to Instagram to announce that they're sealing the deal.

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Next to comedian, actor, screenwriter, producer, and inspirational older brother to feminist icon Beanie Feldstein, Jonah Hill can now add another role to his life resume: Fiancé. On Sept. 3, Page Six reported that a representative for Hill reportedly confirmed his engagementto Gianna Santos, his reported girlfriend of one year. The two were first linked together in Aug. 2018 and have kept their reported relationship on the DL ever since.