When it comes to hair salons, I’d consider myself as a bit of an expert. My hair is thick – incredibly thick – and, overly processed. Often, hair stylists will tell me I’ve got “two heads’ worth” to deal with. Sounds great in theory, but in reality, it means double the time, double the effort, and usually an entire day in the chair. There’s often a bit of quiet curiosity from across the salon too, as other stylists clock what’s going on and sympathise with whoever’s taken me on.