@independent reporter. Trying to stay out of trouble. Often failing. caroline.mortimer@independent.co.uk

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@CJMortimer — 1,719 followers, 11,690 tweets

Nov 20, 2017

I remember thinking that eagle emblem on Wonder Woman's sternum must piss her off after a while right through the movie https://t.co/ySNBnV3hyw

Nov 19, 2017

Robert Mugabe has not resigned - but will now be impeached according to the head of the powerful war vets association https://t.co/KXXHD9UC1s https://t.co/95MPnk7SiF

Nov 17, 2017

@RKWinvisibleman @RobDotHutton Also, is watching TV via stream a new thing? I've been doing it since uni and I was a late bloomer

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