Curtis Silver
Curtis Silver’s Biography
Born in the stockroom of a deli, this human meat sack was raised on pastrami and matzoh. After his baseball-themed Bar Mitzvah, he decided that becoming a functional adult sounded like a terrible idea. It would be years until his brain finally clicked off back-of-the-bus-stoner and got to work. After a 25 year career as a business & financial analyst running parallel to a 15 year career as a pretend journalist, he finally filled out this little biography. This shredded human taco has written hundreds, nay, thousands of articles either for top-tier publications, shitty little news aggregation sites or for numerous clients as a ghost writer. He's a busy little bee. He can currently be found in the swamp land of Florida, riding a gator to Publix or Wawa for a mid-afternoon sub. An artist, writer, analyst, this guy refuses to give in to his soul crushing anxieties and chooses to crush it instead. We're all careening toward death, may as well have some fun along the way.