You know it’s a bad year for advertising when your sister texts “So far, the prostate screening one is the best,” and it’s after halftime. Some of us can trace our very fondest and earliest Super Bowl memories to 1993: not to the Dallas Cowboys and the Buffalo Bills, but to Larry Bird and Michael Jordan and Big Macs, Crystal Pepsi’s Van Halen splash (which kicked off in the lead-up to the game but not the broadcast), and the Bud Bowl. Those were the days.