PETER SZCZEPANEK - 35+, insecure about his looks, secure about his homosexuality, vulnerable, very VERY funny, good blue-collar Catholic boy raised in Queens who made the very long trip into Manhattan to have an interesting life. MADELINE NEWELL - 35+, insecure about her looks, chubby or more, heterosexual, very VERY funny, good blue-collar Catholic girl raised in Queens who made the very long trip into Manhattan to go to NYU so she could have an interesting life.