SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — Harvey Capers, known on YouTube as RedLantern7923, was enraged by the results he received from the website 23andMe and vented about “forced diversity” to his 600,000 subscribers. “I don’t know what kind of soycuck wokeoid got ahold of my labwork,” said Capers in front of a wall of mint-in-box Funko Pops from franchises he hates, “but it’s totally unrealistic for this much of my genetics to be from non-white countries. Like why did they have to make me so political?