The four-finger KitKat is the greatest chocolate bar known to mankind. If you furiously disagree with this, nothing I say is likely to change your mind. After all, you’re at uni (or you went to one), you’re still proud of your GCSEs and you know to challenge and dissect anything you hear rather than accepting it at face value. The idea you need to be protected or shielded from particular opinions, whether they be about KitKats or something much more severe, is insulting.