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@dhamptonjourno — 290 followers, 320 tweets

Jun 02, 2017

RT @McJesse: PLANET EARTH: Car keys Ivanka! Now! IVANKA: I'm looking! PLANET EARTH: Where are the keys. Ivanka... IVANKA: (dangling keys) Sorry babe.

May 30, 2017

RT @TotalProSports: LaMelo Ball's teammates all must hate playing with this dude... WTF BRUH?

May 30, 2017

RT @_youhadonejob1: Google may catch you escaping prison but will blur your face. Google ain't no snitch.

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