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@DanielBukszpan — 701 followers, 3,291 tweets

Jun 25, 2017

Our internet's out. I am paralyzed with terror.

Jun 24, 2017

I'm only up to episode three of GLOW, but so far this show has exceeded my expectations.

Jun 24, 2017

New York City in the summertime is the world capitol of partially nude people who you really, really don't want to see in such a state.

Jun 24, 2017

@MikeUp Good god no! We didn't want anyone to know we were lousy with semites.

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