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@thisisdannyg — 1,472 followers, 12,125 tweets

Sep 20, 2017

@realDonaldTrump Really? The Emmys are most important to you now? Stop listening to your tiny, orange penis and focus on something serious, Pres Citrusstein

Sep 19, 2017

Just got some cool news. I've been upgraded to "pro" status at @Comedywire! I think this means everyone now must address me as "Sir".

Sep 19, 2017

Now that @UniStudios has made a maze based on The Shining, does this mean we'll get a Simpsons "The Shinning" maze? 

Sep 19, 2017

Donald Trump vows to "totally destroy" North Korea. His plan involves becoming the next president of North Korea. 

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