Ah, French wine! The nectar of the gods and the reason some of us groan reeeally loud at dinner parties when we’re asked to just *try* the Merlot from the neighboring vineyard. Jean Carmet said it best: “The only weapon I tolerate is the corkscrew.” Now that’s a philosophy I can uncork! But while we raise our glasses, a storm is brewing—climate change is giving viticulture in France a field day, and let’s just say, it’s not an invitation to a good time.