Darcie Wilder signore As an Irish-Italian-American from New York, I have no culture. We used to have Forlini’s (rest in peace) and Catholicism, but we lost that to edgelord socialites. The Sopranos has been effectively beaten to a pulp of its former cultural significance. What is left? We go to midnight mass. Once a year my family makes a lasagna that my great-grandmother Ox used to make. That changes today. Today, during this Lenten season, we have a miracle. Thy name is spaghetti raccoon.