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@DavePrice94301 — 40 followers, 17 tweets
With Ringling Bros closing, how long will it take some commentator to say, "One circus is closing while another in Washington is starting"?
If Castro wasn't such a heavy smoker imagine how long he would have lived!
It's a precious moment whe your 12-year-old son declares "you're an above average Dad!"
CA DMV had a computer outage today. Wonder if anyone in line noticed?
RT @LACoFDPIO: *ATTENTION* Please do not dial 911 or impact fire stations regarding POKEMON GO. 911 is for EMERGENCIES ONLY.