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@DavidJacobs225 — 74 followers, 394 tweets

Nov 17, 2017

I think the correct ranking is 4, 2, 3, 1, 5, but I could be talked into rearranging the first three into any order. Definitely was more impressed with 2 the second time through.

Nov 14, 2017

This is much worse than the top choice, especially since the non-redundant *Floaty* McBoatface has been RIGHT THERE this whole time

Nov 14, 2017

@JSODonoghue Pretty embarrassing for the local reporters that all this first came out in the @washingtonpost

Nov 13, 2017

RT @MatthewSigur: .@DavidJacobs225 talks with @abefelix and Catherine Miguez about the upcoming Louisiana-shot short film "Jane," fro…

Nov 07, 2017

Stop whining, everybody. Should be a beautiful day. Also, is it against the law to tailgate *after* the game? Or did I just blow your mind?

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