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@DavidKlion — 10,598 followers, 48,698 tweets

Nov 22, 2017

@forgotten_fails Just to be clear, that was a fake tweet. But obviously a plausible one!

Nov 22, 2017

RT @OliviaMesser: Sacha Baron Cohen has offered to pay the fines of the men who were detained in Kazakhstan for dressing up as Borat  https://www.thedailybeast.com/sacha-baron-cohen-offers-to-pay-fines-of-tourists-who-wore-mankinis 

Nov 22, 2017

In Kindergarten I was assigned to draw a turkey on a farm and a turkey at the supermarket, so I earnestly drew a live turkey on a farm and a live turkey pushing a shopping cart in the checkout line.

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