Woman calls police because a fast food outlet won't make a cheeseburger the way she wants it. NOTE: The following is a transcript of an audio file. Click here to listen to the original recording. Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you? Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.* Dispatcher: Uh-huh. Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at. Dispatcher: Uh-huh.