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Oct 25, 2017

First time I've seen this on commute: Heavily-armed police officers going through train asking everyone to identify their bags.

Sep 06, 2017

Preschool teacher agrees: coconuts are not nuts.

Sep 06, 2017

He then says it again, this time as if trying to reassure himself. "Coconuts aren't nuts ... right?"

Sep 06, 2017

Waits a beat then continues. "'Because coconut water isn't a nut. It's juice." Silence.

Sep 06, 2017

Finally, he can't take it anymore. Raises hand to ask question. "My daughter only drinks coconut water," he says. "That's okay, right?"

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