Reuters reporter. Wrote 'Dreamland: Adventures in the Strange Science of Sleep' and 'The King and Queen of Malibu.' Next up: something good, hopefully.

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Sep 06, 2017

Preschool teacher agrees: coconuts are not nuts.

Sep 06, 2017

He then says it again, this time as if trying to reassure himself. "Coconuts aren't nuts ... right?"

Sep 06, 2017

Waits a beat then continues. "'Because coconut water isn't a nut. It's juice." Silence.

Sep 06, 2017

Finally, he can't take it anymore. Raises hand to ask question. "My daughter only drinks coconut water," he says. "That's okay, right?"

Sep 06, 2017

At preschool parent meeting. Bearded hipster dad with tats and green toenail polish increasingly uneasy as school discusses nut-free policy.

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