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@DKRandall — 561 followers, 898 tweets

Car wouldn't start after dropping kids off at school. Lyft driver who came to pick me up in 10 degree weather jumped battery and then wouldn't accept tip. Maybe 2018 will be okay after all.
First time I've seen this on commute: Heavily-armed police officers going through train asking everyone to identify their bags.
Preschool teacher agrees: coconuts are not nuts.
He then says it again, this time as if trying to reassure himself. "Coconuts aren't nuts ... right?"
Waits a beat then continues. "'Because coconut water isn't a nut. It's juice." Silence.
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