Barstool Historian. Author of Imbibe and Punch. Seldom drunk; never sober. Umbra bombycillae interfectae. Senior Drinks Columnist, @thedailybeast.

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@DavidWondrich — 28,360 followers, 19,735 tweets

Nov 18, 2017

@jerseylightning Can we make it a competition and drown the 10% of rich people that get the fewest checks in huge pits of liquid goat shit?

Nov 18, 2017

@jacobgrier As a barstool critter, I would say it doesn’t.

Nov 18, 2017

@wrdcsc I understand that. I just worry about anything that ties the current WH specimen into any kind of straight progression.

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