Doon Mackichan

‘I found myself on the first day at Kilrymont School, on the outskirts of St Andrews, crushed by a thousand children outside the closed doors where, to my deep embarrassment, my mother had driven me in our old Jaguar in a fur coat, not looking unlike Grace Kelly. We were like zoo specimens, the object of much hilarity.

Toast is caught in the middle of an acrimonious and expensive divorce so he needs to find a lot of cash, fast. Given two potential solutions; a starring role in a new feature film being made by a rich Arab billionaire or a laxative ad, he plumps for the former, despite the protestations of his agent, Jane Plough. But given the content of the movie, has Toast made the right decision?

Rate this episode What did you think? Aired2013-10-26T23:00:00Z on Channel 4 Runtime24 mins CountryUnited Kingdom LanguageEnglish GenresComedy Toast's excitement at winning a part in a new play is tempered by two facts. One, his nemesis Ray Purchase is also in it. Two, there's a rumour his director, Acker Herron, has a history of murdering difficult actors. Romantically, Toast has to choose between his old RADA contemporary, the fun-loving and beautiful Greta Cargo and a prostitute...