Doug Stouffer

Two weeks ago, Conan O’Brien hosted the Oscars and for those of you of a certain age, you’ll likely have noticed his opening monologue shared elements of his original Late Night show on NBC. He played all the hits including Conan’s own brand of audience interaction, a little song and dance, and, the most Conan thing of all, a cheaply made mascot (specifically the Dune sandworm playing the piano, which, while funny, fell short of the standard set by the masturbating bear).