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Eitan Levine

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Writer — Elite Daily

If you can dream it, you can Levine it. I wrote Hamiltoe. The Woodward and Bernstein of The Kardashians. EitanLevine.com

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@Eitanthegoalie — 2,337 followers, 10,724 tweets

Dec 10, 2017

That kid from the iPad commercial who is like "what's a computer?" for sure voted for Jill Stein.

Dec 10, 2017

Nationwide commercials don't ever pass the Bechdel test.

Dec 09, 2017

After the year we've all had, having it snow on #SantaCon is a moral win I think we all needed.

Dec 09, 2017

You are blind to God's magic if you don't think he made it snow on #SantaCon on purpose.

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